Alex's AutoPoke

For those of you who are less skilled in arcade action games such as the popular "Alex's JavaPoke," this game's for you! Just sit back and relax, knowing that all your Alex's-eye-poking needs will be taken care of by your computer in the convenience of your own home.

Hard-working Alex works 'round the clock to serve you, dear customer. In fact, Alex pokes himself in the eye once every 1.27 seconds! That means he pokes himself:

• 47 times every minute
• 2834 times every hour
• 68031 times every day
• 476220 times every week
• 1904881 times every month
• 24831496 times every year!